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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:01 pm

well, darkness said the chatbox wasn't the place to post it. Here it is.

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

I know, no answer.


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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:02 pm

anyone can roast beef, but NO ONE can pee soup!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! l luv that one....

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:03 pm

Googler, lullz.

Here's a real pun.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:03 pm

lol, no. It wuz on the Cartoon Network show Chowder.

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:04 pm

Really? I found it on iCarly (No I don't watch it)
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:06 pm

lol, fail. Oh wait, you don't watch it. Your are now again listed in Halo's Big Book Of Cool.

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:07 pm

Did you read title? To right with a broken pencil is pointless.
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:09 pm

i made this a place for people to post puns. :D

Ima google some now.

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:10 pm

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:11 pm

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:12 pm

Hey, I found that 1 too!

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Pff, classic.


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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:12 pm

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Don't worry, he's all right now.

xD

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:13 pm

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:14 pm

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Lol.

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:15 pm

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Punster award. Where's my munster cheese?
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:16 pm

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:17 pm

Was gonna post that...

whut site are u on?

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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:17 pm

Pun of the Day.

Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:18 pm

heey, I'm there too!

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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:18 pm

He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:19 pm

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:20 pm

Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:20 pm

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Post by Halo72309 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:20 pm

As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'

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Post by okses on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:20 pm

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Haa, I pwn you! jkjk


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